The relationship funciton.

I just had a relationship described in chat as:

function Settling(personA, personB) 
{ 
if(personA.loves(personB) && personB.loves(personA) && 
personA.willingto(SACRIFICE|COMPROMISE|LISTEN|FORGIVE) == true &&
personB.willingto(SACRIFICE|COMPROMISE|LISTEN|FORGIVE) == true && 
personA.wants(personB.happy()) && personB.wants(personA.happy()))
{ return(false);} else {return(true);} 
}

This is why women do not like to date computer scientists...